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Ultimate Champion Contest of Winners V2.

welcome to the ultimate championship of the world that will test your courage, valor, and maybe most importantly, ability to play video games and answer trivia questions. ;)

WHAT IS THE OBJECT THE LADY IS WALKING TOWARDS IN 'THE GRAVEYARD'?
IN THE 'CORNER OF THE CLUB', HOW MANY DANCERS ARE THERE?
WHO'S STARING OUT THE WINDOW IN 'THE PATH'?
WHAT DOES THE GELATINOUS CUBE IN 'ZANTAR GOLD' DO WITH THE WARRIORS? ____ THEM
WHO IS THE FIRST PERSON YOU SEE IN 'TERMINAL69'?
IN 'ESCAPE FROM LAVENDER MIRROR CORPORATE ISLAND MALL' THERE ARE A LOT OF CANS THROUGHOUT. WHAT TYPE OF MILK IS IT?
HOW MANY SECONDS DOES 'QUEERS IN LOVE AT THE END OF THE WORLD' LAST?
HOW MANY "MISSING PAGE#.TXT" FILES ARE THERE IN 'EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK'?
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DORK

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WOW. YOU ARE REALLY SOMETHING. IF ONLY YOU COULD CHANNEL YOUR RAGING MEGA-DORK ENERGY INTO SOLVING THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, WE'D BE LIVING IN A FUCKING UTOPIA INSTEAD OF WATCHING YOU SPEED RUN MARIO 3. JFC. YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!!!!!

GO SHOW THIS TO THE PEOPLE AT THE COAT CHECK TABLE TO CLAIM YER SHIT YOU MONSTER!!!!!

THANKS FOR PLAYING!!

AND AGAIN, IF YOU CHEATED I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL FIND YOU AND MURD YER FAMILY.

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DORK

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I MEAN THIS IS FINE. IS IT AMAZING, NO, IT'S LIKE WHATEVER. IT'S FINE. IT'S LUIGI IN THE BOOT. DOES IT HAVE BDE, NO. IT'S JUST WHATEVER. AS YOU MIGHT HAVE ASSUMED, YOUR MID-NESS DISGUSTS ME!!!

GO SHOW THIS TO THE PEOPLE AT THE COAT CHECK TABLE TO CLAIM YER SHIT YOU MONSTER!!!!!

THANKS FOR PLAYING!!

AND AGAIN, IF YOU CHEATED I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL FIND YOU AND MURD YER FAMILY.

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DORK

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ABSOLUTELY FRIGG'N TERRIBLE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. IF YOU JUST SHOVED YOUR FINGER UP YOUR BUTT AND THEN WIPED YOUR POOP ON THE PHONE YOU COULD GET MORE RIGHT. JFC. YOU DISGUST ME!!!

GO SHOW THIS TO THE PEOPLE AT THE COAT CHECK TABLE TO CLAIM YER SHIT YOU MONSTER!!!!!

THANKS FOR PLAYING!!

AND AGAIN, IF YOU CHEATED I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL FIND YOU AND MURD YER FAMILY.